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11 Reddit Customers Share The Cringe-Worthy Information On Their Worst Intercourse Accidents

Sex should really be enjoyable, but often it gets into the entire direction that is opposite becomes, well, hazardous to your quality of life.

Intercourse accidents happen and, in the emergency room while they can be funny, they can also land you.

Reddit users have actually gotten frank about a number of their rolls that are cringe-worthy the sack, and we’ve put together 12 of their craziest stories.

“I as soon as got a absurd nosebleed during doggy design. Did not notice until it had been over. We pulled my face from the pillow and noticed it had been sopping. He was told by me to turn the light on in which he almost vomited. My whole face ended up being 100 per cent covered in bloodstream, plus the pillow. We literally squeezed blood through the pillow there is a great deal. It appeared as if a murder scene, so when We wandered from the space to completely clean up, their roommate that is drunk just. Had no concept exactly just what to—owltattoo do

“[I happened to be] giving [my] boyfriend at once the coastline during the night by a mangrove. [I got] devoured by noseeums (sand fleas). Get back top to bottom in bites. in most crevice.” —mormontronix

“whilst having drunk sex, I dislocated some guy's neck. The remainder home ended up being also pretty hammered, as well as the closest medical center was 30-plus kilometers away. After looking to get it right straight straight back in ourselves (and rendering it worse), we had to wait [until] someone ended up being sober adequate to drive. He previously to stay in excruciating discomfort for nearly a full hour . 5 before anybody ended up being confident sufficient to operate a vehicle. Of course, we felt like a genuine a**hole.” —Purjinke_Shift

“Boyfriend attempted to offer me a playful slap when you look at the face, got my ear alternatively, [and] burst my eardrum.